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	<title>Citizen Bane &#187; Crazy Shit</title>
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		<title>DEC to Enter Tablet Computer Market</title>
		<link>http://blog.citizenbane.com/2010/01/02/dec-to-enter-tablet-market/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 04:48:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Citizen Bane</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Crazy Shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dec]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[digital]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hoping to catch a ride on the latest wave of tablet rumours, long defunct Digital Equipment Corporation [DEC] see this as an excellent opportunity to make an entry into the portable computing market.
Introducing the iVT100 tablet terminal system&#8230;
&#8230; seriously people, enough with the tablet rumours already!!!  DEC is Dead.  Long live DEC.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: right; margin-left: 10px;"><a href="http://api.tweetmeme.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.citizenbane.com%2F2010%2F01%2F02%2Fdec-to-enter-tablet-market%2F"><img src="http://api.tweetmeme.com/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.citizenbane.com%2F2010%2F01%2F02%2Fdec-to-enter-tablet-market%2F" height="61" width="51" /></a></div><p>Hoping to catch a ride on the latest wave of tablet rumours, long defunct Digital Equipment Corporation [DEC] see this as an excellent opportunity to make an entry into the portable computing market.</p>
<p>Introducing the iVT100 tablet terminal system&#8230;</p>
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<p style="text-align: right;">&#8230; seriously people, enough with the tablet rumours already!!!  <a id="aptureLink_g8pbRo7Wpr" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1576752259?tag=apture-20">DEC is Dead.  Long live DEC.</a></p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Debian</title>
		<link>http://blog.citizenbane.com/2009/11/06/im-debian/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.citizenbane.com/2009/11/06/im-debian/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:18:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Citizen Bane</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Crazy Shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comparisons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[debian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[linux]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mac]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[photo]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.citizenbane.com/?p=65</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I just couldn&#8217;t resist.  To be honest, I&#8217;m tired of hearing about the about which operating system is best.  In fact, I got tired of that shit about 10 years ago.  Use whatever works for you.  Lately I&#8217;m diggin&#8217; Debian.  I know that OS X is based on parts of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: right; margin-left: 10px;"><a href="http://api.tweetmeme.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.citizenbane.com%2F2009%2F11%2F06%2Fim-debian%2F"><img src="http://api.tweetmeme.com/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.citizenbane.com%2F2009%2F11%2F06%2Fim-debian%2F" height="61" width="51" /></a></div><p>I just couldn&#8217;t resist.  To be honest, I&#8217;m tired of hearing about the about which operating system is best.  In fact, I got tired of that shit about 10 years ago.  Use whatever works for you.  Lately I&#8217;m diggin&#8217; Debian.  I know that OS X is based on parts of FreeBSD and NetBSD UNIX, but I still couldn&#8217;t resist making this&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Size Matters</title>
		<link>http://blog.citizenbane.com/2009/11/03/60/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.citizenbane.com/2009/11/03/60/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 06:36:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Citizen Bane</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cell size]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[genetics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[science]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.citizenbane.com/?p=60</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Just got sent this link to a rather fascinating website hosted by the University of Utah.  The link below will give you an idea of just how small some of the smallest known things really are.  It&#8217;s totally dorky science stuff, but pretty humbling at the same time.  Click here to check [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: right; margin-left: 10px;"><a href="http://api.tweetmeme.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.citizenbane.com%2F2009%2F11%2F03%2F60%2F"><img src="http://api.tweetmeme.com/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.citizenbane.com%2F2009%2F11%2F03%2F60%2F" height="61" width="51" /></a></div><p>Just got sent this link to a rather fascinating website hosted by the University of Utah.  The link below will give you an idea of just how small some of the smallest known things really are.  It&#8217;s totally dorky science stuff, but pretty humbling at the same time.  <a href="http://learn.genetics.utah.edu/content/begin/cells/scale/">Click here to check it out&#8230;</a><a href="http://blog.citizenbane.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Cell-Size-and-Scale.jpg" rel="lightbox[60]"><img src="http://blog.citizenbane.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Cell-Size-and-Scale-300x169.jpg" alt="Cell Size and Scale" title="Cell Size and Scale" width="300" height="169" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-61" /></a></p>
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		<title>Messing with Bees</title>
		<link>http://blog.citizenbane.com/2009/10/24/messing-with-bees/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 15:41:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Citizen Bane</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[whiskey dick]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I found this little gem on Whiskey Dick.  It&#8217;s so &#8220;Bane&#8221; that I simply couldn&#8217;t resist re-posting it here. I might try this next summer.
If anyone knows the true originator, please leave a comment.  I want more from this guy or gal.  Awesome&#8230;

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: right; margin-left: 10px;"><a href="http://api.tweetmeme.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.citizenbane.com%2F2009%2F10%2F24%2Fmessing-with-bees%2F"><img src="http://api.tweetmeme.com/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.citizenbane.com%2F2009%2F10%2F24%2Fmessing-with-bees%2F" height="61" width="51" /></a></div><p>I found this little gem on Whiskey Dick.  It&#8217;s so &#8220;Bane&#8221; that I simply couldn&#8217;t resist re-posting it here. I might try this next summer.</p>
<p>If anyone knows the true originator, please leave a comment.  I want more from this guy or gal.  Awesome&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://blog.citizenbane.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/supreme_fascist.PNG" rel="lightbox[29]"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-43" title="supreme_fascist" src="http://blog.citizenbane.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/supreme_fascist-300x228.PNG" alt="supreme_fascist" width="300" height="228" /></a></p>
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		<title>Sat-TV Hacking 2009</title>
		<link>http://blog.citizenbane.com/2009/10/21/sat-tv-hacking-2009/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.citizenbane.com/2009/10/21/sat-tv-hacking-2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 06:51:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Citizen Bane</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Crazy Shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hacking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sat-TV]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Satellite]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TV]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Holy shit!  I remember when the extent of media service hacking was using a toy whistle from a box of Captain Crunch cereal to get free long distance!  This is crazy!

I&#8217;m looking on eBay for one of those microscopes right now&#8230;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="tweetmeme_button" style="float: right; margin-left: 10px;"><a href="http://api.tweetmeme.com/share?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.citizenbane.com%2F2009%2F10%2F21%2Fsat-tv-hacking-2009%2F"><img src="http://api.tweetmeme.com/imagebutton.gif?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.citizenbane.com%2F2009%2F10%2F21%2Fsat-tv-hacking-2009%2F" height="61" width="51" /></a></div><p>Holy shit!  I remember when the extent of media service hacking was using a toy whistle from a box of Captain Crunch cereal to get free long distance!  This is crazy!</p>
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<p>I&#8217;m looking on eBay for one of those microscopes right now&#8230;</p>
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